Guy on phone: Listen, dude. Whenever you hang out with me again, don’t bring your wife. She’s a bitch. –42nd & 5th Ave Overheard by: Maria Homeless man on cell: The brother needs to know when to wear a rubber, man. That’s some easy pussy. The bitch just needs a crib to bang in. –Lafayette & Broadway Queer: That bitch called me and was like, ‘I swallowed a bunch of pills.’ And I’m like, ‘Obviously that shit didn’t work, now did it — if your ass is calling me? You need to get yourself into the Drano. I’ll wait on the line while you do.’ –W 4th & 6th Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson Gangster girl to gangster boyfriend: I hope I don’t have to fight nobody on this train or else I’ll go Jet Li on this bitch. –D Train Overheard by: Kate Woman: Stand clear of the closing doors. Please don’t hold the doors unless you wanna get bitch-slapped. –A Train Overheard by: Josh H Black man on cell: Alright, you go take a shower and wash that kitty cat real good. [Hangs up] Right, that bitch never fuckin’ do nothin’. –Metro North train to Grand Central Overheard by: pepepepepe! Eight-year-old girl trying to catch up to group of girls her age: Wait up, bitches! Wait up, you bitches! [Girls don’t wait for her] Beeyotches! –91st & 2nd