Man: Of course, by this point I’ve experienced all sorts of international butt-cracks. –34th & 8th Overheard by: ghilledhu Fat man: Of course this statue was French-made — when you look up her dress she’s not shaved. –Statue of Liberty Checkout lady: Nah, he’s third generation. He’s not a real Greek, he’s a fake Greek. –Key Food, Astoria Overheard by: sara n. Guy: Do you think anyone will notice that I’m French? –E 8th St & Broadway British bloke, loudly on cell: Listen, I don’t give a shit what time it is over there, you fucking lazy, German sack of shite. –World Trade Center Overheard by: alright guv’nor Lady, about her dog: I think a Mexican family owned him. He refuses to eat anything but rice and beans. –Diner Girl on cell: She has this Spanish boyfriend from work who has a girlfriend. But, I guess in Spain or wherever, that’s okay. –Union Square Overheard by: kelsey