Geeky boy: I think I’m having trouble meeting people online because my MySpace page is so intimidating.
Goth girls: [Silence.] –Eileen’s Cheesecake Girl: Hey, why didn’t you Friendster me on MySpace yet? –46th & 6th Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Girl departing with friend: MySpace-message me when you get your new phone! But I’m sure I’ll see you before then. –Hunter College Overheard by: acep Nerd: So I broke up with her by changing my MySpace status from ‘In a relationship’ to ‘Single.’ –Starbucks, Astor Place Overheard by: Adrienne Ghetto boy: Where the fuck has he been? Fuck. I’m going to hunt that nigger down on MySpace. –Wendy’s, 23rd St Guido in car full of guidos, taking girl’s picture with cell: Hey, girl! Didn’t I see you on MySpace last night? –Hughes Ave & Fordham Rd Overheard by: Greg Skinny girl on cell: What? I’m sorry! Listen, you asked! That’s what happens when you bend over and you aren’t wearing underwear: your pussy definitely ends up on MySpace. –65th & Lex