Deranged woman to tranny friend: I am not a white woman. I do not take the yolk out of my eggs! –14th St Overheard by: Melanie from Queens Homeless woman to white man holding white girlfriend’s hand: You fucking Indian faggot! –Court St & Dean St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Adam White girl: He’s my favorite person in my building, because he’s ethnic. –F train Overheard by: djingo Man staring at ‘Exit’ and ‘Salida’ signs on separate emergency doors: Huh, I wonder if Caucasians are supposed to exit right and Hispanics are supposed to exit left… –Flight from NYC to Houston Guy: I love it when Asians get high, because you can’t tell. –Pace University Overheard by: Pants 40-something Asian lady to daughter: No, it was not mixed race — He was pure Vulcan! –Green St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Heather Letzkus Pretentious young woman on New York neighborhoods: It’s all pretty homogenous up around Central Park. Well, I mean, up by 107th street you’ll find some black kids on skateboards. –R train Overheard by: BrooklynDodgy