How He Convinced Her that Semen Is Brain Food

Man: I'll give you 10 bucks if you can tell me what baseball team is popular in Philly.
Woman: Duh, it's the Red Sox! ...What? Boston is in Philly.
Man: Sweetie, Boston isn't in Philly.
Woman: Don't lie to me, you know how easy I fall for things!
Man: But Boston is in Massachusetts.
Woman: That's what I said!

--E 23rd St & Lex

Overheard by: Lisa