Yet Another Drawback of Abstinence-Only Education

White guy to girl: You know both these guys are Muslim, so don't piss them off. Muslims don't care if they die because then they'll get 72 virgins.
Muslim #1: It's not 72 virgins, it's 45 virgins.
Muslim #2: I thought it was 40 virgins.
White guy: But a Muslim person told me that it was 72 virgins.
Muslim #1: What are you gonna do with 72 virgins, man?
White guy: The same thing you're gonna do with 45 virgins, but I would get tired of telling them what to do.

--MetroTech, Lawrence St

Overheard by: Jannine Ramlochan