Stoner dude #1: Dude, I wonder why they call it ‘Starbucks…’ It’s not, like, in the shape of a star.
Stoner dude #2: I don’t know. Let’s leave and get stoned.
Stoner dude #1: I’m up for that. –Starbucks


Headline by: nicole



Runners-Up:

· “And Don’t Get Me Started On the PuPu Platter” – Dank

· “As heard on the floor of the United States House of Representatives” – Syd O

· “Because ‘Queequeg’s’ Just Didn’t Have The Right Ring To It” – Toon

· “But I’m still waiting for my Mary Jane Macchiato” – Jim C.

· “English Majors in Action” – ed

· “Star-glazing” – timmm

· “Stephen Hawking and Stephen Jay Gould: The Early Years” – Russ Wall

· “That Ahab could have used a spliff” – Kevin

· “The coffee’s for my glaucoma, I swear.” – Dave





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