Man on cell: So, what have you been up to, besides running a sperm bank? –Chinatown bus Yuppie: So he shot some sperm in my mouth, and I ate it. –3rd Ave Overheard by: renata Woman on cell: I know! And the only thing insurance doesn’t cover is the sperm! –20th & 5th Overheard by: I want to get on her plan Queer: He got sweat in my eyes, cum in my nose, and shit on my dick. –1 train Man on cell: It looked like he was covered in jizz. Giant jizz. Like giant, Paul Bunyan-jizz. –5th Ave NYU chick: So then I realized that I had cum on my breath! And what would he think of that? –Waverly & Broadway Freshman: So what if you occasionally jizz in your pants? –Fordham University Overheard by: Rachel Hoban