Wednesday One-Liners Rent Bronx Butt-Sluts

Hipster: And I was like, 'Okay, well, here's some advice for you, then: Why don't you peel a banana and shove it up your ass?'

--Bedford Ave

Sassy black girl: Man, I love anal sex! That shit puts me to sleep!

--Manhattan Mall

Overheard by: Auston McLain

Girl to guy: I am not shoving anything in your hole!

--LIRR

Overheard by: mish

Middle-aged man: Now I want you to take your dick out and fuck him in the ass.

--5th Ave & Union

Overheard by: Stephen

Woman on cell: You tell him he better pay for it. I better get his money. He needs a dick up the ass, that's what he needs. A fucking dick up the ass. 'Cause I got it. I got it all. So he better fucking pay for it.

--Restroom, JFK

Overheard by: colette

Angry man to friend: Well, fuck you up the ass! You just don't understand religion!

--Empire State Building, 34th & 5th

Overheard by: Wendy Booz