Wednesday One-Liners Are Footloose

Guy: I don't think people are ready to do the Charleston, yet. Because it's so spiritual, you know?

--Grand & Mulberry

Overheard by: Trey Givens

Guy with fliers: Ladies, come on in and meet your future husbands. They'll be the ones dancing on the poles.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Too young to marry strippers

Guy: What? Bar None? Bar None is just a whorehouse with a dance floor.

--12th and 3rd Ave

Black dude: Damn, girl, you so fine you'd make an African in a canoe with a spear wanna jump up and dance!

--2nd Ave & 11th

Overheard by: gneumatic

Poorly-dancing Asian guy: I feel really Latino when I'm dancing to Spanish music.

--Gonzalez y Gonzalez, Broadway

Overheard by: javster

Dorky college freshman: Dude, I totally blacked-out last night... Last thing I remember I was dancing with her mom.

--1 train, Times Square station

Overheard by: Gnomar the gnome