Guy: I don’t think people are ready to do the Charleston, yet. Because it’s so spiritual, you know? –Grand & Mulberry Overheard by: Trey Givens Guy with fliers: Ladies, come on in and meet your future husbands. They’ll be the ones dancing on the poles. –Times Square Overheard by: Too young to marry strippers Guy: What? Bar None? Bar None is just a whorehouse with a dance floor. –12th and 3rd Ave Black dude: Damn, girl, you so fine you’d make an African in a canoe with a spear wanna jump up and dance! –2nd Ave & 11th Overheard by: gneumatic Poorly-dancing Asian guy: I feel really Latino when I’m dancing to Spanish music. –Gonzalez y Gonzalez, Broadway Overheard by: javster Dorky college freshman: Dude, I totally blacked-out last night… Last thing I remember I was dancing with her mom. –1 train, Times Square station Overheard by: Gnomar the gnome