Wednesday One-Liners Have Been Misunderestimated

Thug: Where you am?

--Penn Station

Girl: The cat keeps attacking the kitten and trying to dominate him. He's wicked-dominal.

--Train from Boston, Penn Station

Thug girl: We is not stupid!

--Uptown 1 train

Overheard by: there's no e in tracy

Teen boy: It's like that Napoleon ice cream. You know: vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.

--53rd & 5th

Overheard by: really?

Ghetto woman on cell: Yeah, yeah -- he a drug addict. I couldn't believe it. I had no agnostic he was on drugs.

--M15 Bus

Overheard by: Thirsty Violet

Girl: I'm like, so, you know, like, bad at, like... I'm really inarticulate.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: jaded intellectual