Thug: Where you am? –Penn Station Girl: The cat keeps attacking the kitten and trying to dominate him. He’s wicked-dominal. –Train from Boston, Penn Station Thug girl: We is not stupid! –Uptown 1 train Overheard by: there’s no e in tracy Teen boy: It’s like that Napoleon ice cream. You know: vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. –53rd & 5th Overheard by: really? Ghetto woman on cell: Yeah, yeah — he a drug addict. I couldn’t believe it. I had no agnostic he was on drugs. –M15 Bus Overheard by: Thirsty Violet Girl: I’m like, so, you know, like, bad at, like… I’m really inarticulate. –Columbia University Overheard by: jaded intellectual