Wednesday One-Liners Refuse A Polygraph

Guy: Yeah, and he lied to me about dying, too!

--Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

Girl: So what is your name going to be tonight?

--6th Ave & 57th St

Queer on cell: She tried to tell me that I was fatter than him -- that muthafucka is the worst liar in the world!

--Grand Central Terminal

Overheard by: She was probably right...

Guy: I just told her, 'Keep on fakin' those orgasms!'

--7th Ave & 32nd St

Suit on cell in McDonald's: Yeah, well, I'm in Connecticut right now...

--Astoria, Queens

Overheard by: Blaine

Conductor: There's another local train directly behind this one. I would never lie to you.

--W train to Astoria

Overheard by: MissPinkKate

Man exiting taxi: If anyone asks, we walked!

--Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Kyle