Guy: Yeah, and he lied to me about dying, too! –Bedford Ave, Brooklyn Girl: So what is your name going to be tonight? –6th Ave & 57th St Queer on cell: She tried to tell me that I was fatter than him — that muthafucka is the worst liar in the world! –Grand Central Terminal Overheard by: She was probably right… Guy: I just told her, ‘Keep on fakin’ those orgasms!’ –7th Ave & 32nd St Suit on cell in McDonald’s: Yeah, well, I’m in Connecticut right now… –Astoria, Queens Overheard by: Blaine Conductor: There’s another local train directly behind this one. I would never lie to you. –W train to Astoria Overheard by: MissPinkKate Man exiting taxi: If anyone asks, we walked! –Lincoln Center Overheard by: Kyle