Bow, a Beer, a Redneck Beer; Ray, Your Incest-Begotten Son...

Hick tourist #1: Why don't we get off at the next stop... Bow Ray? Bow Ray?
Hick tourist #2: Bowery.

--Brooklyn-bound J train, approaching Canal St

Overheard by: there's no e in tracy



Headline by: Jatmos

Runners-Up:
· "1 child left behind" - Reekuhhhh!
· "And 'SoHo' Has a Whole Other Meaning Once You've Crossed the Mason-Dixon" - julietaroja
· "From the people who brought you nuc-u-lar" - Krisztina
· "Hicked on Phonics did not work at all" - Darvio Harvo
· "If at first you don't succeed, try the exact same thing again" - Nathan Logan
· "It's never too early for a Steve Irwin joke." - hauptman
· "Same situation, but the passerby would call them "Cletus"" - Julie
· "They should probably take off those white hoods before stepping foot in the poetry club." - erak
· "Tomato, tomater" - Lennyb
· "That sounds kinda gay, Cletus." - Rich Anderson
· "Why didn't we let them secede again?" - Nathaniel


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