Hick tourist #1: Why don’t we get off at the next stop… Bow Ray? Bow Ray?
Hick tourist #2: Bowery. –Brooklyn-bound J train, approaching Canal St Overheard by: there’s no e in tracy Headline by: Jatmos Runners-Up: · “1 child left behind” – Reekuhhhh! · “And ‘SoHo’ Has a Whole Other Meaning Once You’ve Crossed the Mason-Dixon” – julietaroja · “From the people who brought you nuc-u-lar” – Krisztina · “Hicked on Phonics did not work at all” – Darvio Harvo · “If at first you don’t succeed, try the exact same thing again” – Nathan Logan · “It’s never too early for a Steve Irwin joke.” – hauptman · “Same situation, but the passerby would call them “Cletus”” – Julie · “They should probably take off those white hoods before stepping foot in the poetry club.” – erak · “Tomato, tomater” – Lennyb · “That sounds kinda gay, Cletus.” – Rich Anderson · “Why didn’t we let them secede again?” – Nathaniel
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