You'll Never Be the Man Your Mother Was.

Girlfriend: You could just be gay.
Boyfriend: I don't want to be gay! I just wanna be a woman.

--Houston & Lafayette



Headline by: Paul S

Runners-Up:
· "'Cause surgery is easier than coming out" - Becky
· "Be All You Can't Be" - Mike D
· "Cant have a man-made pussy and eat it, too" - N. Delwood
· "Career day counselors never know what to expect" - peter
· "It's all pillow fights and boobies 'til you start PMSing." - mthy
· "Michael Jackson's Cosmetic Surgery Consultation Gets Hostile" - kane, okc
· "The long-awaited yet unanticipted answer to 'Tell me what you want, what you really, really want'" - cinekat
· "Transexual does not a homosexual make" - i like men too
· "Vaginas: The Consolation Prize" - sh
· "Your Phantom Limb Will Still Want To Stem The Rose" - elrobinder


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