Girlfriend: You could just be gay.
Boyfriend: I don’t want to be gay! I just wanna be a woman. –Houston & Lafayette Headline by: Paul S Runners-Up: · “‘Cause surgery is easier than coming out” – Becky · “Be All You Can’t Be” – Mike D · “Cant have a man-made pussy and eat it, too” – N. Delwood · “Career day counselors never know what to expect” – peter · “It’s all pillow fights and boobies ’til you start PMSing.” – mthy · “Michael Jackson’s Cosmetic Surgery Consultation Gets Hostile” – kane, okc · “The long-awaited yet unanticipted answer to ‘Tell me what you want, what you really, really want'” – cinekat · “Transexual does not a homosexual make” – i like men too · “Vaginas: The Consolation Prize” – sh · “Your Phantom Limb Will Still Want To Stem The Rose” – elrobinder
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