Barnard girl #1: Wait, so he broke up with you? What a jerk!
Barnard girl #2: I know, but whatever — it’s his loss.
Barnard girl #1: But did he even tell you why? What a piece of shit.
Barnard girl #2: Well, no. But I think it had something to do with me not liking guys or the fact that I slept with his sister, but he didn’t tell why, exactly.
Barnard girl #1: Um, yeah, okay then. –118th & Lex