Wednesday One-Liners Are as Dumb as They Look

Prep chick: Is it amoebas that come from Mexico? Or am I thinking of armadillos?

--5th Ave

Overheard by: Francesca

White teen girl: So, is there a Friday next week?

--4 train

Overheard by: Gregorio

Girlfriend: If your friends told you to jump down a bridge, would you do it?

--D train, Grand Concourse

Suit to black gangster holding large chameleon: Excuse me, sir. What species of dinosaur is that?

--Manhattan-bound F train

Overheard by: Josh

Teen: So how much would the game cost if it was $17.99?

--Game Stop, Forest Hills

Future zoologist: They have sea lions here! They're like lions -- from the sea!

--Central Park Zoo

Overheard by: Andrew K.