Male 9 to 5-er: And, you know, they’re all dwarves… But I wouldn’t be embarrassed to go out with them. –Federal Plaza Cigarette-voiced JAP: Yeah, he was lame. But I only fake-dated him in, like, eighth grade. –54th & 11th Hipster on cell: If you sleep together afterwards, it’s a date. –Manhattan Ave, Greenpoint Overheard by: Miss Heather Thug: Yo, the rule is, if you take her out to dinner and a movie she has to suck your cock. That’s the rule. –23rd & 8th Overheard by: Liza Girl on cell: Look, Peter, I’m not saying that I hate you. It’s just that you fucking annoy me so much that I’d rather eat my own spleen than go out with you again. –Starbucks, 45th & 6th Overheard by: always turning up my IPOD Girl on cell: No, she didn’t dump him on you. She dumped him and then he got on you. –Union Square Overheard by: Steve O