Conductor: Hey, no crying on the train! No crying on the train! –1 train Man: I make people cry, and you tickle them. –Wall St Girl: You’re making me wanna shed mad tears! –Lower East Side Mom to young daughter: I think Daddy cries because he cares. –JFK Drunk guy: Jim? Jim! I don’t think we can be friends anymore… I cried after the Super Bowl. –Waverly & Broadway Woman on cell: I call her at work sometimes, and I’m like ‘Hi, Beth,’ but I can’t hear her because she’s sobbing. –22nd & Park Overheard by: Champ Tween: I made a babysitter cry once. She was so immature. –Brooklyn-bound R train