Blonde chick on cell: Did you hear? She joined the Army! Isn’t that cute? –Ave A & 9th St Overheard by: Hannah Mommy wannabe: You are so cute it’s retarded! It’s retarded how cute you are! Seriously! –Prospect Park Overheard by: A White Bear Tourist guy: Oh, that’s cute. All the benches are donated. –Central Park Overheard by: sarah Guy: She’s just your standard-issue cute girl. There are a million of ’em in the city. There are probably a hundred just on this train! –6 train Thug on cell: Did they go up her butt? Then they ain’t cute. Only if they on you… –Broadway & 12th Overheard by: Jess McGins Blonde teen: You are sooo cute when you’re drunk! –Bridle Path, Central Park Overheard by: if walls had ears Pundit: The word ‘cute’ doesn’t do the men in here justice… Ha, ha. I made a funny! –Queens County Civil Courthouse