Local: What are you in line for?
Tourist lady: The Producers.
Local: This is the ‘Play Only’ line.

Tourist looks at him blankly.

Local: You can only get tickets for plays at this window.
Tourist lady: What’s a play?
Local: Uh… Like, not a musical.
Tourist lady: What, you mean, like a movie?

–Ticket booth, 46th St

Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson