Local: What are you in line for?
Tourist lady: The Producers.
Local: This is the ‘Play Only’ line. Tourist looks at him blankly. Local: You can only get tickets for plays at this window.
Tourist lady: What’s a play?
Local: Uh… Like, not a musical.
Tourist lady: What, you mean, like a movie? –Ticket booth, 46th St Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson