Damn, Son, I Was Born Goin' Down

Suit #1: I mean, it was crazy -- first this lady has a kid in the elevator, and then about a week later, another lady's water breaks in the same elevator.
Suit #2: I would have hated to be the guy to mop that up.
Suit #1: That elevator shaft is like a friggin' fallopian tube!

--2 train

Overheard by: Paul



Headline by: dank

Runners-Up:
· "And Park Slope Is Like a Cum-Soaked Uterus" - t.a.m.s.y.
· "At least it's not menstruating like that elevator in The Shining" - Chris
· "In Similar News, The Lobby Stairwell is Closed for Yeast Infection Maintenance" - Maeve K
· "P.C. Pimps Don't Push 'Em Down The Stairs Anymore" - elrobinder
· "Push! Push! No, push the BUTTON!" - Julia
· "The Fertile Ascent" - Benzero
· "The Pussyseidon Adventure- 2006" - smscpw
· "The elevator is still better than having to make small talk with the guy who performs abortions in the stairwell" - Raden Mutter
· "Where do you stand on partial-floor evacuations?" - Kevin Perry


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