Conductor: Barf between the cars, asshole! –PATH train Girl on phone: Well… We can cuddle, and then I’ll be like, ‘Get off!’ and then I’ll puke, okay? –JJ’s Place, Columbia University Overheard by: Rachel Lindsay Girlfriend pushing drunken boyfriend through crowd, to bystander: Work with me here, baby — he’s throwing up all over you, and you’re still not moving. –Rained-out Game Two, Yankee Stadium Overheard by: Alison Steedman & Jeff Gilbert Woman: There’s no better time to scream your boyfriend’s name than when you’re puking all over his bed. –Party, 16th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: McFreaky Little girl: 50 dollars. But if you vomit, it’s free! –76th & Central Park West Overheard by: Rachel Lady with accent pointing at man hunched over seat: Oh, is he throw up? –4 train Overheard by: fellow rider who also didn’t sit Little boy to baby brother: Stop throwing up on me! –3rd Ave & 16th St Overheard by: Rachel W.