Chick on cell: Yeah, but the possibility of being hit by the log is too great… And I don’t know if I want to take that risk. –Train to Glen Rock Young suit: I always have problems with zippers. Once, I was putting on my pants and my leg went through the zipper instead of the leg hole. It made a ‘rip’ noise, and then it broke. –West End Ave Traffic cop waving cars through pedestrian-flooded intersection: C’mon, c’mon! If they get hit, they get hit. –34th & 7th Overheard by: Jobee, a pedestrian Teen boy: Those signs are idiotic. If the kid runs out in front of your car, you’re going to hit him whether he’s deaf or not! –Bedford Park, Bronx Overheard by: Cousin It Go-go dancer boy: I’m totally the only one who hasn’t fallen off the bar yet. –Pier 45, Hudson River Park Overheard by: Palest Girl on the Lawn