Girl: My life is kind of boring for how cool I am. –Greenwich & Perry, West Village Overheard by: B-rooke Hobo: It’s kind of rough being the most handsome toothless guy in the world. –Washington Square Park fountain 30-ish hipster wannabe: How can you not see how amazing I am? –53rd St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Someone still looking for something amazing. Asian girl on cell: I’m not elitist, I’m just better than everyone else. –59th & 5th Angry rastafarian: What are you looking at? I am the best crazy Jesus-believer ever! –5 train Overheard by: believed him