Man: But they’ll talk to us! That’s the problem with calling people — they talk to you! –Union Square Park Chick: For one thing, this guy sounds totally sick and perverted; and, for another, what’s his number? –Party, 140th & Broadway Overheard by: Mr. P. Girl on cell: He was like, ‘Thanks for doing that in a text,’ and I was like, ‘Thanks for saying that in an IM.’ –Park Ave & Union Square North Collegiate on cell: Dude, why the hell are you calling me? I told you, just use MySpace. –Park Ave South & 19th St Queer looking at ringing cell: Shit! [Answers phone in pleasant voice] Hi, Andrew! –11th St & University Overheard by: Colleen