Bathtub Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on cell: Did I get tanked yesterday? Of course I got tanked yesterday! Yesterday was my getting-tanked day!

--79th, between 2nd & 3rd

Overheard by: Helena the Great

Little boy buying a soda: Can I drink mine inside a paper bag like Daddy does?

--Church & Chambers

Drunk: I'll be so hungover for my AA meeting tomorrow!

--Time Square

Customer: Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of alcoholics around lately. I wonder why?

--Joe Jr's, 6th Ave & 12th St

Overheard by: Joe (but not Jr.)

Hobo: Anyone have a nickel or dime that I could put toward the purchase of alcohol?

--St. Marks & Ave A

Overheard by: rennysgirl