Girl on cell: Did I get tanked yesterday? Of course I got tanked yesterday! Yesterday was my getting-tanked day! –79th, between 2nd & 3rd Overheard by: Helena the Great Little boy buying a soda: Can I drink mine inside a paper bag like Daddy does? –Church & Chambers Drunk: I’ll be so hungover for my AA meeting tomorrow! –Time Square Customer: Yeah, I haven’t seen a lot of alcoholics around lately. I wonder why? –Joe Jr’s, 6th Ave & 12th St Overheard by: Joe (but not Jr.) Hobo: Anyone have a nickel or dime that I could put toward the purchase of alcohol? –St. Marks & Ave A Overheard by: rennysgirl