Little boy to mom: I didn’t know that sometimes alarm clocks don’t work. This conversation is over now. We are not discussing it anymore. –F train, Park Slope Thug: Don’t whiz on the electric fence! –D train, Fordham Rd station Overheard by: Jess McGins Guy shouting at motorcyclist revving engine: It’s a fucking Yamaha! It’s only a fucking Yamaha! –St. Marks & 2nd Ave Overheard by: shadday Ghetto chick: Dwayne stole that iPod, anyway. He should have given it to me for free! –14th St station Overheard by: am I missing an ipod? Guy: It’d take a big-ass blowtorch to circumcise a robot. –Waverly Pl & Greene St