Sassy lady: Honey, she so lazy… She too lazy to fart, she so lazy! –Celebrity Jeopardy taping, Radio City Music Hall Overheard by: Lady Sean Connery Wannabe Man holding ‘Hungry Jew’ sign: Hey, ladies, need a boy-toy? I just farted. –Lincoln Center Ghetto Asian teen: Nigga, my farts smell like daisies. –68th & 1st Class act: Damn! I got gas like a mo-fo, and this cough ain’t helping. –Escalator, 59th St subway station Five-year-old girl to father: Ha, ha! I farted on you! –Mount Sinai Hospital Overheard by: Steve