To Make Her Crazy Enough to Fit In

Chick #1: I didn't get into any of the colleges on the east coast I applied to. I'm so bummed.
Chick #2: But you got into Miami -- that's pretty cool.
Chick #1: But that's not on the east coast. I'm going to have to get a passport and some crazy shots to go there.

--W 10th & Bleecker