Little Front-Loader-Riding Motherfucker

Customer #1: Hey, kid! Get the fuck out of there!
Customer #2: Don't you dare speak to my boy like that!
Customer #1: Why? Does the little bastard not know English?
Customer #2: Shut up.
Customer #1: I guess not.

--Laundry King, Ave A

Overheard by: Usleich