Even More Now that I Know She Pees in Hobo Jars!

NYU ditz #1: So, this hobo on the train is selling Paris Hilton's urine as perfume! It was all yellow in a jar and he was like, 'Yeah, she took a piss and I've got it to sell - 20 bucks a pop.'
NYU ditz #2: No freaking way - what did it smell like?
NYU ditz #1: Like urine - I just can't believe he collected her urine... [Baffled pause] You think it was really hers? I love Paris Hilton!

--Starbucks corner, Washington Square