Act One: Dorothy Meets the Witch

NYU chick #1: How do we get there?
NYU chick #2: The yellow line!
WASP lady screaming: There's no yellow line! There are numbers and letters, no colors!
NYU chick #1: God! What a bitch!
WASP lady: Damn straight I'm a bitch! Get the fuck out of town!

--Union Square

Overheard by: um, I agree