The Important Thing is that She Likes Women and Lives Under a Bridge

Long Island law student #1: She is such a B-and-T troll dyke.
Long Island law student #2: Dude, she commutes from the city to Long Island. That doesn't make her a B-and-T anything.
Long Island law student #1: Fine. Then she's a reverse B-and-T troll dyke.

--LIRR