Mom to three-year-old: Actually, there are two other airports in New York. One is called ‘JFK,’ and the other is called ‘New Jersey.’ –111th & Broadway Overheard by: Fudd Drunk girl: Well, somebody’s walking back to Jersey tonight! –Times Square Man on cell: Well, you’re really going to have to gather whatever inner strength you’ve got, look inside yourself, stay strong… Be prepared to live without me around… Huh? New Jersey! What did you think I meant? –42nd & 5th Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson Guy on cell: She’s moving to Israel? Really? I guess people really will do anything to get out of New Jersey. –Park Slope Woman on cell: No, you see, this guy was a Jersey guy. He might have made it big on Wall Street, but he’s a Jersey guy. That was a mistake. –Battery Park