Hipster girl: ‘Flushing Queens’ would be a great name for a man. –Barnard College Overheard by: Beautiful Barnard Woman Drunk dude watching girl rip the shirt off a guy: What, no blood? Queens is lame. –Shea Stadium Boyfriend to girlfriend: Prepare to be blown away by the majesty of Queens! –E train platform, Penn Station Conductor: This is a Queens-bound A train. –Brooklyn-bound A train Overheard by: Maggie Conductor: This is a Queens-bound… No, Manhattan-bound… No, Queens… Wait, hang on. This is a Manhattan-bound E train. Next stop: 53rd and Lex… Shit. –Manhattan-bound E train, 53rd & Lex Announcement over the subway: This is not the Queens-bound E train. [Half the train empties] This is the Queens-bound E train. –E train, Penn Station