Crotchless Wednesday One-Liners

Woman on cell: This is the same girl who has G-strings where her forks and knives should go.

--2nd St & Ave B

Salesgirl: Do you want your boobies up or down?

--Victoria's Secret, Manhattan Mall

Overheard by: Linda

Woman: I told Terrence not to pack that stuff in my carry-on. Security threw out all my Victoria Secrets!

--Starbucks, La Guardia airport

Overheard by: Allears

Girl: Only fat girls and porn stars wear Ds. I want to be a C!

--Victoria's Secret, 57th St

Man: Do you want to get some maternity underwear to make you feel sexy?

--Greene St & Prince St

Overheard by: deadzebra

Man: Are you a Jehovah's Witness? 'Cause I don't want you comin' to my house unless you're going to drop your panties!

--PATH train

Overheard by: blkgirl

Girl on cell: Dad? Hi. I just bought a lot of panties at Victoria's Secret. Can you reimburse me? Dad?

--Broadway & Prince St

Overheard by: djingo