Queer: So I’m fucking this guy in the ass, and he tries to kiss me, and I’m like, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ –University Place Hobo: And then the fucker slapped his cock in my ass! –5th Ave & 22nd St Overheard by: A bum rap Queer: I expected something better and all I got was the big dick in my ass! –Mobile station Dude: I swear, if Bob Dylan was a chick I would totally fuck him up the ass. –8th St & Ave C Man on phone: Yeah, I’m talkin’ big, wet butt-orgy. –46th St & 7th Ave Man: Anal is such a pain in the ass, you know? –Astor Place