Ghetto wannabe #1: Yo’ rhymes are so lame it’s like you took the cosine.
Ghetto wannabe #2: You so poor you go fishin’ for dimes. –Woodhaven, Queens Overheard by: drendar Headline by: Against Marj Runners-Up: · “Bill and Hillary Prepare for Next Year’s Video Music Awards” – DoubleJ · “Cosine? Like from Nigganometry?” – Big Larry · “E = MC Hammer Squared” – Christina · “M.C. Tangent and D.J. Non-Sequitur.” – SandmanEsq · “My rhymes are so hype I can divide by zero, Burnin’ down the ghetto like my name is Nero” – mk · “Whitey got no algorithm” – Charlie · “Why Pythagorus never got sined.” – Julie Baber · “Yo’ so dumb you only know pi to 3.14159” – arielle
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