Man: Tonight we’ll go to the Polish restaurant, or we’ll go see Spamalot. Either way, we need the laughs. –Elevator, 250 West 57th St Four-year-old standing and pointing as Gaston is about to stab the Beast: Nooo! Stop that! –Lunt-Fontanne Theatre White chick: I’m entirely too white for this show. That, or too Canadian. They spell ‘color’ without a ‘u’! —The Color Purple, Broadway Theatre Guy on cell: I’m at Marie’s Crisis. Yeah, everyone at the party was ugly, and so I left, and I figured if I’m gonna hang out with ugly people, I might as well sing showtunes. –Marie’s Crisis piano bar, 50 Grove St Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Small child during Tarzan: He’s dead ’cause he got shot. –Richard Rodgers Theater, 45th St & Broadway Overheard by: Adam Black 40-something lady passing theatre: Ain’t dis a play o’ somethin’? –Outside Nederlander Theatre on 41st St Overheard by: A-Mo