Girl: Those weather websites are so unreliable. They all say different things. The other day, I went to one, and it was like, ‘Partly sunny.’ Okay. Then I went to another, and it was like, ‘Party cloudy.’ They’re all different. –NYU residence hall, Lafayette St Overheard by: Rusty V Guy selling umbrellas: Acid rain in the forecast today. Acid rain all day. Get your umbrellas! –86th & Lex Overheard by: Wondering what the umbrellas were made out of Girl: The rain is the tears of Republicans. –Hamilton Hall, Columbia University Overheard by: alex High school chick on cell: The glaciers are gonna melt and the sea is gonna rise, and then you best hope it doesn’t rain… I don’t know, I haven’t read that far yet. –Spring St Overheard by: Dan Suit on cell: It’s raining like a whore! –Penn Station