Shit Yourself Once, Shame on You...

NYU student #1: So, you know that part in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where Raph gets jumped by the Foot Clan, and they have to bring him to April's place because he's a turtle, and turtles need water, so they put him in the bathtub?
NYU student #2: Yeah, sure.
NYU student #1: Yeah, they had to do that with her, 'cause she got so fucked up she shit herself.
NYU student #2: Again?

--Union Square

Overheard by: Jayso