But It Sounds More Suave When You're Talking to a Logger

Chick: I really have a thing for my TA. I think he's into me. Like, he's giving off all these signs.
Dude: You should totally go up to him and ask if you can see his wood.
Chick: You know, I've done something like that before.

--NYU Route B bus

Overheard by: crackin' up