Get Outta His Way When He Finds Out the Truth about Santa...

Guy with fliers: Psychic readings! Only 10 dollars! Psychic readings!
Realist: Yo man, if that bitch knows where the money at, why don't she go get it herself?
Guy, dropping fliers: Word! I'm going to go ask that bitch now!

--Union Square



Headline by: Allison

Runners-Up:
· "He's a regular Nostra-Dumbass" - Smellface
· "I see dead presidents!" - The Amazing Gotcharocksoff
· "Miss Cleo: Your First Card Is Sucker, The 3 Of Sheisters" - the ace of spades
· "That Takes a Pair of Crystal Balls." - DanK
· "We ALL saw that coming" - JP
· "While You're There, Ask Her Where The Leprechaun At" - wookie


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