I'll Eat It, but the Fungus Love Is Out

Woman babbling in Spanish: Mushrooms! Fuck him! I can't even tell you how... Fucking mushrooms... Michael Jordan? Really? Oy... It's like... Uh... I didn't catch him at the right time, you know?
Man: I don't know Spanish. You cookin' dinner tonight? Shit.

--6 train

Overheard by: Lauren Michelle