Teacher, after taking pencil from a student as part of a demonstration: Man, I just love stealing stuff from you kids! –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Liz Ghetto teen looking at chick hiding her iPod: Don’t worry, I’m not gonna steal that shit. She thinks I’m gonna steal that shit. I should just steal that shit to spite her. Shit. –B1 bus Overheard by: Anti-Traffic Girl Nerdy kid answering cell: Hello? Hello?! Hello! What?! No! No, I didn’t steal Max’s wallet! No! –Penn Station Overheard by: Now deaf in my right ear Guy selling watches on street: Come on, everyone, you need a watch. The best in the city, stolen from all your favorite warehouses. –53rd & 7th Man to lady: You lyin’, stealin’, your feet stink, and you don’t believe in Jesus. –Target, Atlantic Center Guy to girlfriend: …So I had to steal from them so that I could protect them. –72nd & Broadway Overheard by: Surfer Dude #1 Professor: Stealing is good, okay? Plagiarism is bad, but stealing is very, very good. –Columbia University Overheard by: Lili